Elephant dream

I am peeling an apple and handing it over to an elephant. The elephant (she) takes the pieces carefully with her trunk. All of a sudden I see a hand picking the apple pieces, the elephant has transformed into a girl. She tells me that she's lonely and would rather stay with other elephants. I feel so guilty. I had thought that our elephant was happy and content with us, humans. The elephant has just been too kind and gentle to complain earlier.

Dream linguistics once more

Dreamt of a czech word nálečni. Even after hard googling can't find it used elsewhere so most likely I invented it. That happens.

Baby friend dream

My friend is having her baby any day now. I dreamt about talking with a baby who also answered me albeit being newborn. I realized bypassers would see it strange, normally newborn babies do not talk. But this one did. Baby also had a dry sense of humor already, when I was rejoicing having a facebook friend who is 2 days old the baby answered sarcastically: "I didn't have time to register to facebook yet, stupid".

Meeting dream

I was in a meeting. It was so hard trying to concentrate on listening to other people talk when I could think of was "I can fly".
I kept imagining how I would fly around the conference room, out from the open window into the open sky.

Linguistics of dreams, again

I seem to have a tendency of creating words in my sleep. Last night I had a notebook full of words, the only one I can remember awake was potato. From now on, it's called daigun.

Last night I was being pleasantly annoyed by a songbird, singing in the inner yard keeping me awake. The song was sweet, melodic and extremely loud, buildings around the bird improving the acoustics. All hens nearby, be thrilled. It's spring.

Cheesy dream

My handbag was filled with cheeses, smelly, hard, soft, all kinds of cheeses. I was happy having as much cheese I could possibly want and could eat.

But that wasn't all! Near by, my mother parking a van that she used to have 20 years ago. She opened the doors and the whole van was filled with cheeses! All the brands you can imagine, huge heads of yellow cheese and cheeses wrapped in cloth. It was the cheese heaven.

Puppy dream

I found three tiny newborn puppies shivering alone outside. The mother was nowhere and the puppies were in danger of hypothermia and starving. I carried them around inside my jacket, rubbed them vigorously with rough fabric and fed them with fat warm milk.

Two of puppies seemed to be doing fine but one was weak and limp. I knew I probably couldn't save them all without someone helping me and I should be happy if two would survive. Still I felt guilty and inadequate. Rubbed it's weak body furiously and tried to warm it between my palms, blowing warm air into my hands.

0800-Expell dream

There was an evil warlock living nearby doing bad deeds. We needed to get rid of the sorcerer, and the only way was to call an expensive helpline and ask for instructions. At the same time I was scared of the sorcerer, annoyed about paying big money on phone charges and more annoyed of being scared as I realised it is not true at all, it is a dream.

New home dream

I moved to a new home with my loved one. The flat was dark, dusty, the windows were taped close and it was filled with ugly old furniture. We didn't mind, we would be there together.

I went out and noticed that there was the most beautiful crystal clear sea just outside our door. I could see exotic islands and coral reefs. No one else on sight, just warmth, sea, sand, sun. So even though the flat itself was not much, we had the most beautiful place in the whole wide world.

Robotic baby

I held a robot baby in my hands. It, he, she was tiny, as small as the palm of my hand. And so ugly! Wires protruding from a cubicle shaped head, no eyes to be seen, colored grey. Still I felt the perseverance and stamina of the tiny creature as it kicked its metallic but still warm legs against my palm. Suddenly it, he, she started to laugh bubbly like babies do, and I thought: ok, I'm going to love this baby as good as I can.

Dream dessert

Food invedes dreaming: last night someone was very upset about being offered beetroot-chocolate mousse on a rye cracker crumble. Hmmm... that can possibly be prepared and probably it's not going to be awfully yucky either. Considering all the hype about beetroot cakes over Christmas time. I may have to try it.

Losing my face dream

It has been a long long time since I last time reported my dreams. Lately I just sleep, happily deep and comalike, not remembering my dreams.

Last night I made some stupid mistake in front of people and lost my temper completely. The mistake itself wasn't really bad but I knew that after freaking out in public I just need to flee. Disappear, be gone. So I packed my bike and backpack and was ready to start my lonely journey to the mountains. Where I would hide if not forever, at least a long time. I couldn't say goodbye to anyone, so I was about to leave before the dawn.

Invincible dream

After a very nice relaxing evening yesterday I had one of the best dreams ever, maybe even the ultimate best.

I was bathing in finnish sauna with my loved one. We went out to roll in the snow in the light of the full moon, it was a cold crisp midwinter night. When I looked up to the sky, I saw the greatest, most colorful Aurora Borealis ever. More vivid and color-saturated awaken mind can ever imagine. Along the northern lights there were nebulas, comets, shooting stars and also alien space ships shuttling in beautiful precise formations across the sky. I felt my heart bursting with happiness, joy and pride.

Presidential dream

I became the president of Café Club Börlin. I had no idea what the club was about but it sounded great. The club had been dormant for some time and I was to the one to revive its actions.

I was given a fancy shiny black car because I was the president. Even though I couldn't drive a car at all. So I didin't start the engine but instead kicked speed with my foot.

Independent island dream

I was on my way to a remote island. The ship sank, only a few of us passengers survived to the island. It was a totally self-sufficient independent place, they even had their own electricity voltage. Electronic devices couldn't be charged on the mainland, only on the island.

The island was somehow situated in eastern Finland, still it had mangroves and river deltas, rain forests. Also the time passed differently on the island. I talked to a teenaged boy who rejoiced about the last free summer before starting school at the age of seven. He looked more like 17 than 7. I realized that the island would be a rare once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Scouting the planet dream

I landed on a strange planet on a space ship with my fellow space travellers. I was sent to scout if the planet was inhabitable.

During my exploring trek I reported to mothership that the planet was viable, rich in growth and flourishing, as well as totally empty of other beings. My colleagues seemed pleased, started the engines and left me there.

The river dream

I was walking along the riverside of Göta kanal. There was a small hut with a blinking neon sign on roof saying "embarking point of unlikely adventures". I just knew that taking a boat from there would be the greatest trip ever. So I stayed there, waiting for the boat.

Dream about the Woods

I'm on a joyride with an IT guy from my previous working place. First we're having fun but soon the driver accelerates so that we start joke nervously of being kidnapped. As we are. We're on our way to the Woods. And that's bad. Major bad.

At the Woods there's a mansion waiting, inside the mansion there's the man, landowner of the Woods. He has my sisters sitting in chairs looking pained and smiling unnaturally, he serves us cakes and sweet pastries. Nothing savoury, not even croissant. These serving finally unravel me the man's monstrosity. The Woods is an evil evil place.

Tuareg dream

I'm in the desert with someone important. The night is falling and we're about to go to sleep. I wish to put up a tent, but our native guide declines and disapprovingly tells us that we can't see the stars sleeping in a tent. Ok, we'll expose ourselves to leathally freezing night but if we freeze, we'll be frozen under a wonderful luminosity.

Early morning thought

Woke up this morning thinking still with night brain: "what if I'm paralyzed during the night?" Immediately day brain thought back: "of course I'm not". But didn't dare to try move my limbs just in case my day brain would've been wrong, just went back to sleep for some time still.